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Top 25 Things You'll Never Hear a Maritimer Say!

  1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."
  2. "Duct tape won't fix that."
  3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
  4. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
  5. "You can't feed that to the dog."
  6. "No kids in the back of the pickup, it's not safe."
  7. "Wrasslin's fake."
  8. "I'll have grapefruit instead of fried baloney."
  9. "Who's Jimmy Flynn?"
  10. "Give me the small bag of dulse."
  11. "Moose heads detract from the decor."
  12. "Spittin' is such a nasty habit."
  13. "Trim the fat off that steak."
  14. "The tires on that truck are too big."
  15. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
  16. "I've got it all on a floppy disk."
  17. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
  18. "My fiancee is registered at Tiffanys."
  19. "Checkmate."
  20. "Please, no more lobster."
  21. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
  22. "I don't have a favorite hockey team."
  23. "My truck will never make through that mud bog."
  24. "Rita who?"
  25. "I couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today.


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