October - Jokes to Chill You!
A fresh faced lad on the eve of his wedding night
goes to his mother with the following question. "Mum, why are wedding dresses
white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "son, this shows the town
that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double
check with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father
looks at his son in suprise and says, "son, all household appliances come in
white."
Intelligent Riddle
John Kerry meets with the Queen of England. He
asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there
any tips you can give to me?"
Well," says the Queen, "the most important
thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Kerry frowns. "But
how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes
a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.. You just ask them to answer an intelligent
riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The
Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without
pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very
good," says the Queen.
Kerry goes back home to ask John Edwards, his vice
presidential choice the same question. "John. Answer this for me. Your mother
and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister.
Who is it?"
I'm not sure," says John Edwards. "Let me get back to you on
that one." Edwards goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall. Edwards shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this
for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your
sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Edwards smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Edwards goes back to speak with
Kerry. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."
Kerry gets up, stomps over to John Edwards, and angrily
yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
